Sunday, May 4, 2008

Some fun quotes

Some entertaining remarks from patrons to people with whom I work:

“I am interested in your summer season. I just saw your last show and… haha… let me tell ya… my diaper is still not dry from that one.” Um, ok...ew


Hi I ordered tickets for the summer. The person that I talked to said that they were mailing them but I don’t remember giving them my name or address." Oh dear, little old lady. Oh dear.


Random guy- “Hi I would like to exchange my summer tickets.”

Box Office Employee- “Sorry sir, individual tickets are not refundable nor exchangeable.”

RG- “Do you want to be responsible for my divorce?”

BOE- “No sir.”

RG- “Well you will be if you won’t exchange these tickets.”

...Okayed from supervisor to exchange it….

BOE-“Congratulations sir I saved your marriage.”

1 comment:

AJ said...

Seriously! Someone said their diaper was not dry? Wow...the lengths we go to for compliments these days!