We're closed

Hello, dumbass. We're closed. Stop calling over and over again and listening to the voicemail message that clearly SAYS we're close in addition to spelling out what our normal business hours are and then hanging up, resulting in multiple "messages" of the sound of a phone receiver hanging up. We're closed, and now we know you're stupid and don't pay attention because we have Caller ID! And no, we're not calling you back if you can't be bothered to leave a proper message (you wouldn't know we have Caller ID anyhow). Call back DURING business hours and we'll be more than happy to help you.